1. Take a nap. For as long as I want. This may take a couple of days.

2. Take a nice long bath. If I can find a bathtub. Except for one fleeting moment, I’ve had only shower access for months. Strange.

3. Pamper my feet. This article explains how chipped nail polish is all in vogue. Apparently chipped toe polish is still faux pas. Here I go again, forging new trends without even knowing it.

4. Read an entire book. One whole book.

5. Find a rain storm to stand in the middle of.

6. Write.

7. Go on a serious bender.

8. Detox.

9. Light something on fire.

10. Abide.