*Sometimes we meet the best people in the worst of circumstances.

*The grass isn’t always greener, but it’s clear where the septic tank lies.

*Oh Fuckity-Fuckn-FiddleFuckstix!

*The more stratified and crazy the world becomes, the more I am an axis unto myself.

*I’m a human being human, god dammit and sometimes that means tears flow.

It’s Monday, this is how I feel. No, I’m not PMS’ing.