Last night, I received my first fan letter from my dear, dear friend who shall only be named as K2.
Thanks K2 for making my night. I’m sure that there will be lots of dissappointed hunks out there, but I’m honored that you are saving your (hair) for me! K2 does know just how cheer a girl up – just last summer he saved me by handing me a beer and a joint and said, “AB, this is an intervention, honey. You must break up with that boyfriend of yours!”
SUBJECT: SHUTTING DOWN MY ESCORT BIZ
Hey Guys, I know this will come as a let-down to many of you hot men, but I am taking a hiatus from my popular Escort service. Yeah, I will miss the hot sex too. I must do so, however, in order to remain true to my Credo, Pushing 50 and Still Cute!
You see, the wacky, wonderful Woman who was willing to assist me in coloring my hair has vanished. She may be in Peru, seeking psychedelic Cactus; or in Argentina, organizing farm workers; or in Gaza trying to rescue (or seduce) young Palestinians; nonetheless she is nowhere to be found. So, until I get to Supercuts for a trim and get the sides colored up so I no longer look like a Super Delegate I am taking a leave of absence.
I will keep you all informed.
Until then, I remain your humble, hot, and honest bottom,