April Fools Day Car Crashes

When I was a kid, one clear April first mid-morning on my way home from the grocery store, I got hit by a car. I was riding my bike on the sidewalk, steering with one hand and clutching a bag with the other. Just as I rode past the edge of the grocery store building and into the alleyway that connected from behind the store, I collided tire-to-tire with a slow moving station wagon.

The force […]