1. Always ask for your dressing on the side. Trust me. Even if you’ve requested half the normal amount of dressing, you still are going to want your lettuce to not be floating in an ocean of caesar.
2. It’s really difficult to find dark green lettuce. Or hummus. At least within a five mile radius of a mall.
3. Try not to smack the kids at *insert unnamed restaurant here* who pronounce Minestrone as “min-est-rohn.”
4. Don’t ask to […]